«FUNNY ASS QUOTES«

  «Did you say smockron? Homer«

  «Norm- Hey pitbull, fetch my slippers

    Pitbull- Hey, I could kill you pal«

  «I was in my peek physical condition back when I was....One.  That's when I looked good.  Oh man you wouldn't recognize me if you saw me then...I even looked good for my age, people would come up to me and say 'what are you zero?' and I go 'no I'm one over here...' man you don't look a day past zero - Norm«

 «the thing about joe camel looking like a cock is.... Norm«

 «you know where you get the mustard for you delicious hotdogs - Norm «

  «There's only two classifications in cliff diving there. There's, uh- "Grand Champion" and then, uh- "Stuff On a Rock." Very hard to make a comeback in that sport, I'll tell you that. It takes a lot of dedication there. Norm«

  «we're coming in from below - Panic Room«

  «STEVE: and you're score is 27
     MATT: NO!! IT'S 27!«

 «Trebek: oohhk TERD FERGUSON?

    Norm: ya whadda yu want?«

   «see the thing about george is...well, he's an idiot«

   «say you kids wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, wouldja? - Dumb and Dumber«

   «mrs. kennedy: do you want to leave?

     steve-o: uhh...n...no«

   «nice hit alla! -steve-o

   «..and then he said goonie goo goo - Eddie Murphy«

   «Hey Im Mr. T, and Ill rip your cock off with my ass!- Eddie Murphy«

   «KRAMER: It's like Sweden, Jerry....SWEEEEEEEEEEDEN!«

   «it's a big hat, it's funny... - Norm/Turd«

   «sista moses! steve-o«

   «j-mail me back«

   «I can play the violin, piano, guitar, drums and the sax«

   «Norton: Its like the saying says; in the poker game of life, women are the rake, theyre the fucking rake!

    Damon: what!?! What the hell are you talking about?!What saying?

    Norton: uuh..i dunnotheyre otta be one.«

   «Just checking the SPECS for the in-line for the rotary gerter, IM RETARDED! -Chris Farley«

   «SSSICK«

 «Check in the muffler -DOM«

 «STU- who the fuck took our clothes?!«

 «That Veronica Vaughan is one piece of aaace -Billy Madison«

 «waita go a-hole! - Dr. Evil«

 «sorry i forgot to call you on your birthday

     my birthday?

     ya......did you forget your birthday?

     dammit, such an idiot «