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"bUiLdiNG PagE"
Scheduel for Summer 2003
ITALIAN JOKES
OUR PICTURES OF US AND FRIENDS (....MOSTLY US, WE HAVE NO FRIENDS)
High School Sports Page
kids who are dorks
SPORTS PAGE
UNIVERSITY STUFF
WHITE ROB- LIKE WOAH!
Funny Stuff- Dom, DJ, Luc, Swan, Dan. etc
*80's Page*
JIG Comics
Some Pictures
You Got BEEF?
Memorable Stories
*Steve's*Page*
Matt's Page
Tangy and Zingy site #2
High School Sports Page

THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO THE REASONS WHY WE EVEN WENT TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY. WITHOUT SPORTS, THERE'S REALLY NO CONCIEVABLE REASON TO EVEN GET UP IN THE MORNING, HONESTLY....(with the exception of seeing Elaina or to play videogames...but even then we play sports games, so i guess girls is the other reason....)

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volleyball rules!
the OFSAA champion team consists of ...well i don't know their names, so i'll tell ya about our team
(from top left to right)
Fortier, Coach (aka Lumber-Jack), Gord Mac, Middle (aka Ge, Ge, Gee Mac Shakure!), Pete Zylbee, Power (aka "holy shit this guy's good", aka our team.), Jeffery Mok, Middle (aka Mok-star), steve-o, middle bench (aka hey can i play? aka waterboy), Fischer, Weak side ( aka Fischer (pretty lame, but whatever) aka hit the ball into steve-o's face numerous times), Dave Conroy, Power (aka Conrad), Aaron Binstock, Setter (aka Binstock, aka hi-five master)
(bottom left to right) 
Ali, Hospital (aka Alla, aka "this guy looks good man" (matt and steve at try-outs, but we were a bit off i think), Paradiso, Libido (aka Libido, aka i want to spike the damn ball for once!), Luk Paradiso, Middle/Weak side/Power (aka Paradeese, aka young one (there has to be better names, but i can't think of them right now)), Stu Stanbury, Middle (aka BB, aka STUUUU!, aka ball down!), Jordan Friedman, Left Bench (aka Pike!, aka Put me in, aka jump before receiving the ball (what a dork) aka the guy fortier has a comic of (how to ride the bench))
what a team! we had slant pikes, and step-around and even the board (which paradiso has stolen! good job bro!) oh the memories....and we can't forget about conroy trying to be darth-vadder
 
and one finally thank you goes out to Kyle for quitting the team and thus giving steve-o a spot on the team/bench, thanks buddy!

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Co-ed volleyball, first off, it's a damn good thing that we had 2 teams, otherwise some of us (ie steve-o) wouldn't have been included in this picture.
The only true co-ed team that mattered was Team Green. Green consisted of: Paradiso, Hunt, Luk, Mok, Friedman (we couldn't cut anyone so....), Ashley, Elaina, Mo!, and Nat.  What a team, if i do say so myself....Sure we didn't win any championships, or even win very many sets (let alone games), but we had fun losing, and that is the moral of the story....
Worst parts of co-ed volleyball was:
1) we were made up of the 'B' players
2) we didn't have fortier as a coach, we had someone else....
3) we encountered little stupid grade nines who were 4 foot 6 but who liked to mouth off to us at our tournament....man we should have killed those kids....what little shits!
4) we only played in one tournament, yet practiced for months on end
5) we had a guy named jordan on our team
6) we didn't win very many games 
however, overall the team fuckin' was sick-ass! word up!

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this would of course be the RHHS baseball team. there are only about 3 things to say about this team photo:
1) Stu's dad in major trouble for cutting steve-o, he's an 8 year veteran with the rebel's for god sake! going with the youth movement eh? more like you're throwing the season!!
2) matty-boy = MIP (but also the batting champ of york region with a whopping .667 avg.....sick! Who would have thought that the once softball playing paradiso could establish himself as a big league hitter?)
3) how did steve-o sneak into this picture??? security!!
 
and a bonus 4th statement) stupid Paul wearing his uniform all the time, and even to school, bottom line, Paul = Dork!

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yes yes, we are aware that this is not a sports team, but it was one hell of a group, so it's going on the site!!!!
wow, GOAL was by far the best three days of our high school careers. so many things happened over those three days...
the first day we had volleyball and other fun games (if i recall correctly one of the games was in-titled 'Hunt', sick!) and then we had skit night with the counselors (the best one was of Kalab being Gord, that was gold!), then we had a sing-along infront of the fire where we (paradiso, hunt, STU, 2-wheel, and Talamo) kept on making the benches vibrate...oh the hilarity! (how did we make them vibrate so much? i'll leave that up to your imagination)
and then the kids showed up the next day.
we all hated looking after the kids, excpet for matty-boy who seemed to just sleep all day long and grace us with his presence only during the meal hours...tough job ya douche! and then we got to initiate some of the kids (i remember four ripped off underwares and one bloody ass, Franky was the lucky kid i believe, he deserved it...) and then we had our skit night with the kids, and that's when steve-o got kicked off stage for displaying "inapropriate material" according to one Mrs. Rowen....she was crazy, those joke were rated PG...she was trying to steal steve-o's thunder i think....and then we when home...
also in this mix of days there was a picture of 2-wheel in the shower (courtesy of STU) and then there was the golf cart incident with ward and ronnie and finally we can't forget about getting a chance to meet some of the dirtiest and skankiest girls ever....wow, the younger grades are pure dirt....