Here are some things you may have noticed in your friends attending the following schools during the summer break:

U OF T- ST. GEORGE

After being at a school with so many people at it, your friend lacks individuality and has come back as a robot. They may address themselves by their student number instead of their name and may talk in a monotone voice.

U OF T- ERINDALE

Your friend talks in a new language - Punjabi - after being around so many South Asian people for too long. They also talk about how the Toronto Argonauts football team practices at Erindale but fail to realise how bad the Argonauts are.

U OF T- SCARBOROUGH

Your friend constantly talks about how they've got many girlfriends or boyfriends there and how they're 'keeping it real' because of the gangster influence there. What they fail to tell you is that their school is actually a local nightclub.

RYERSON

Your friend constantly reminds you that its a 'university' and not a college and reminds you that its among the top in Engineering. What they fail to tell you is that it borders the Gay/Lesbian area of Toronto and has homeless bums harassing students.

QUEENS

Your friend was once a proud member of an ethnic group but has come back acting like a Gino, blasting techno beats. He or she may constantly talk about Kingston being 'the place to be' and talk about Queens' medical program being among the best. They fail to realize it's Kingston and no one ares.

MCMASTER

Just like Queens, your friend will talk about it being 'the place to be' and talk about McMaster having its own nuclear reactor. However,they fail to mention that its nuclear reactor is one atomic collision away from causing another Chernoble.

WINDSOR

Your friend will talk about Windsor attracting some of the best students regardless that the university somehow felt the need to run infomercials to promote itself. They fail to mention that the school harasses prospective students to choose Windsor, often begging students in their offers.

LAKEHEAD

Your friend couldn't come back home during reading week because by the time he/she made it all the way home, they'd have to start heading back up. They talk about never going back again to Lakehead and ponder working at an automotive plant for the remainder of their lives since a degree from Lakehead means nothing.

OTTAWA

Your friend will stick up for their school where possible but secretly tell you that they only came to Ottawa after they were rejected by their first, second, third and fourth choices. May talk about how Ottawa is just a smaller, more 'governed' version of Toronto.

WESTERN

Your friend will come back home and talk about how great the social life is at Western. However, they won't recall a thing about school and will wonder what you're talking about when you mention the word 'integral' to them. They may think it's a bar on campus.

WATERLOO

Being the top school in Canada, Waterloo students are smug and arrogant believing that they are the best around. They fail to mention that the library was designed by Waterloo students and that its sinking into the ground after the students forgot to account for the weight of the books in the library. Way to go!

LAURIER

Do people actually go there??

GUELPH

Your friend was originally planning to be a vet.  or go into environmental sciences. Somehow, they're now studying Business. Went to Guelph for the great guy-girl ratio but came back angry after learning that all the women still have boyfriends back home.

YORK

There are a few options here:

1. Your friends have gone from wearing grungy "urban" clothes to dressing up like they are going to a club every day and walk, talk and act like a gino. Oh, and you can't forget that they are now sporting their new Invicta back packs.

2. Your male friends brag how York has the hottest girls and that it was rated in Playboy Magazine the #2 University in North America for the hottest girls only behind UCLA.