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this is indeed the famous semi picture from grade 11 (maybe 12, who knows...?) anyways, this one features;
Matt aka Tangy, matty-boy, Paradiso*27 ,Skip ,PD ,sista moses on the left hand portion and
Steve aka Zingy, steve-o, Hunt, Cake, LyNUS, human dart board? on the middle right portion....
it's a keeper eh?
for Christmas Steve got a scanner and I got a digital camera...SICK ASS!
| Matt and his room |
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| important thing(s) in this picture: Italy flag(s) and the "Forza Azzurri" picture in the background! |
steve-o looking dumb as usual...nice grin there, what a dork! who grins??? honestly now....
| Steve Playing Ping-Pong |
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| (losing to Matt by A LOT) |
pull my finger buddy....
or
who's gay around here???
or
i smell jackson, where is it coming from???
| "owwww, MY CHROME IS WELDING" |
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| Steves head after a stray ping pong ball hit him at a high rate of speed! |
| Steve Gets Revenge |
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| Matt's leg after being whipped with the cord of a playstation controller |
all that i'm gonna write here is that this is prom 2002 when matty-boy and elaina won prom king-and-queen. sweet deal eh?
and i'll let matt fill in his comments towards his adoring girlfriend, cause he probably knows her better than i do...
hey matt, remember bracelets and how pissed you got at me? you were ready to tear me an new asshole! i bet you were thinking something along the lines of; " hey you motherfucker! what the shit you just did!"....i can read you like a book buddy, trust me. but that was a funny walk home man, you have to admit. and besides, i think you got what you wanted in the end.....minus kicking my arse!
lets take a trip back in history...
in this photograph there are the three most famous kids in the current era of their various fields...
on the left there is the dominant grounds crew member of the Vancouver Townsmen Association. no one can mow lawn like Dave Ward!
in the centre we see the infamous bar owner Matt Paradiso, or you may know him as tangy from Tangy and Zingy's restaurants and indoor hockey pubs. 'Tangy's' current hobbies include his custom jits tables and custom dart boards, filming Canadian jackass episode's with 'Zingy', and making babies with his wife elaina paradiso....how many kids can one family have? who knows, they're italian, and italians are masters of their domain...
and finally on the far right we see Hunt, who is the other partner/co-founder of Tangy and Zingy's restaurant/pub/arena. Steve-o has gone onto a very successful entrepreneurship. also included in his bar (Tangy and Zingy's) is his own film company (PnS film co.), his own custom toboggan shop (JIG racers) and finally his own rock venue for the punk rock variety (Punk You's)
these are three famous and cool white boys....weird eh?
well what can be said about this picture??? here we are, and by we i reffer to Nestor, Hunt, and Miah, at kerri-dawn's cottage...the current photo was taken during a leasuire day during august. Hunt's playing chef (bork bork bork) while Miah and Nestor smoke on the notorious alli-hondroos. mmm...i can taste the dead grass and pine needles...but also note the cool retro rodman jersey sported by steve-o (which is actually Miah's, but was stolen by steve-o) and also the mesh-back hats which are making a come-back (and we must thank kerri's uncle and dad for these contributions...) dear god are we cool or what!? fo' shizza!
why is this photo even here? i don't know....who cares. it's a nice candid shot of hanna (on the left), skip, and steve-o (nice back of the head barber-type shot). this is but of course new years at pia's (once again). we really should have gotten a shot of hanna, talamo, skip and steve-o all together, but we're dumb and didn't think of it.... oh well. well i don't even have a good story for this picture, except that we're in it, thus it is a good one...
"..cause mustard is hard to get out"
good ol' matty-boy pumpin' the gas....
hahahaaahhaha, look where the hose is!! oh my god, he got a hold of that one!! and he's trying to look all cool about it too, what a dork! this is from our random drive arounds looking for bus-fare man....poor kid just wants to get home to see his mom....
wow, Hunt you are one cool and sexy mo-fo!
(i think he was drinking before attending this photo shoot, henseforth throwing off his usually stellar waredrobe and hand gesture selection.... what a stupid drunk!)
you know what i was thinking about this pic? i was thinking about first, how terrible it is, and second how it still manages to look better than your grad photo paradiso, weird eh?
this is lunch time at RHHS. as you can tell we are cool, seeing as how we are playing family feud on the computer....mmm, rad man! i guess it could be worse though....we could be randeep, or have jackson and have zero friends for sure, or worst of all, we could be like JIG (insert shudder here... man what a crappy life that would be, i mean to have to be so good at sports, but to always be held down by constant injuries....bummer man)
this is our friend steve-o (who looks like a deer caught in head-lights) on vacation with his family. the girls on the left are allison and sky (his sisters). together they managed to pollish off a few cool refreshing drinks before heading out to town in margarita island. steve is a good drinker and rarely shows signs of drunkenness....like one time he went to a batmitzfa (who cares how it's spelt??) and he had like a few beers, and then matt picked him up. and to my recolection, matt didn't even know steve-o was drunk until the next day when he told matty-boy....
oh ya, the reason for the rip in steve's face is because he go it stuck in his locker between the hole where the lock goes and the lock itself....it punched a hole right through that sucker....who would have thunk?
this is new years 2002-2003!
the cast is as follows: steve, kerri and curtis
(who's curtis? well don't worry about him, he kinda just snuk into the picture, he's a dork)
this is at commencement after-party at shoeless. the picture consists of kerri (she's the girl on the left portion) and steve-o (me) on the right hand side. i only met ker this year but she's become one of my best friends....well i only have like 4 friends, so i guess it isn't too hard to become one of my best, but she would be there anyways....the funniest timeswith ker has to be the cake fights we had, oh man did we get douched with cake! (that doesn't smell like cake chuck-o)
hi ker! you should meet matt one day....he's a cool dude! but a violent one
steve-o getting some lovin'....
matty-boy is probably jealous cause when was the last time he had a girl??? well i mean if you disregard the fact that he's had one for over 3 years now....but before that time, when was the last time??? ha! steve-o wins!
well this picture here is by far the most random group of 'friends' ever! i don't think that a single person here hung out with another person here, except for this candid photo....weird eh? oh yea, and that guy in the top left corner who's kinda in the dark in ward....he's cool, so i thought that i would give him props for being the picture
 HA! See this picture provs that we do infact have friends!....i mean sure we never actually hung out with any of these people, mainly due to several reasons: either they were brown, or annoying, or jewish, or had a constant case of jackson....but mainly cause they were cool, and we weren't so much....but you know what, that's cool by us. THEY'RE the ones missing out! i mean we play hockey and soccer and have ping pong fights and even play dial-up-darts! and they'll all come crawling back to us when we're famous for our inventions and when they want to get into our world-class bar and play indoor hockey! so ha! we'll see who's cool then......i can asure you one thing, it won't be us......
....i dunno, a rooster???
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